Rate My Big Dick
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How to rate a guy's big dick
When rating someone's big dick it's important to keep in mind four primary factors:length, girth, width and thickness. Here's a guide to how to rate each category:
Length
- Short: Under six inches
- Average: Between six and nine inches
- Long: More than nine inches
Girth
- Slim: Under three inches
- Average: Between three and six inches
- Bulky: More than six inches
Width
- Thin: Under one inch
- Average: Between one and two inches
- Thick: More than two inches
Thickness
- Thin: Less than half an inch
- Average: More than one and a half inches
- Thick: More than two inches
Hi, welcome to Rate My Big Cock, a weekly column dedicated to rating the biggest cocks around. This week we're looking at the biggest, juiciest cocks in the land. Let's get started.
Our first contender is Wayne, a big, strapping guy with an immense cock measuring in at a mammoth nine inches! His girth is impressive, and his length is mind-blowing, coming in at a whopping eighteen inches! Wayne's cock is definitely worth a rating, so give him a five out of five!
A huge gay cock!" That's the title of this article, and boy, do we deliver on that promise. No euphemism here — just a huge, throbbing, naked gay cock, pictured right here for your delectation. If you're like most straight guys, you probably don't even know what that looks like. You've never seen one up close and personal. And even if you have, you probably don't want to. Well, buckle up, because we're about to give you the gander, from the carefully considered angles of a true insider. (You might even be surprised at how beautiful it actually is!) Ready to take the plunge? Here we go!
Big Head on Cock
It's always a treat when you stumble across a big, beefy head stroking its mighty cock in just the right way. Whether it's dangling off a muscular body or popping out of a trim twink's hole, seeing a big head with a sizeable dick is a sight sure to drive you wild. From there, all you have to do is sink your teeth into that rigid shaft and feel the pleasure ripple through your body.
The way a big head manages to get that much pleasure out of such a big dick is a mystery, but it doesn't take a genius to figure out what's going on. Big heads simply have tons of nerve endings concentrated in the head of their dicks, and that's where the real action is. Plus, their thick veins just make things extra slick and intense.
So if you're ever in the mood for a truly titanic orgasm, make sure you go for a big head on cock. You won't regret it!
Torrent Huge Cock: What a cock! I could just stare at it all day long! It's so big and meaty, and it looks like it could fuck me senseless! And the veins on it… Holy shit! They look like they could pull chunks out of my ass! But the best part of it all is the cockhead. It's enormous! It's so big that I can barely fit it in my mouth! And when I do, the head feels so good that I can't help but suck on it until it's nice and hard! And when I get it that way, I start thrusting it in and out of my mouth, trying to find that perfect spot that feels the best. And I finally find it! I start moving it back and forth between my lips, and it just feels amazing! But the fun doesn't stop there! I can't help but lift up my dress and spread my legs so that the gigantic cock can fuck me hard!
And that's exactly what he does! He pushes that huge cock all the way inside me, and I can feel each and every thrust as it pushes deep into my pussy! He fucks me hard and fast, and it feels so good that I can't hold back my moans of pleasure! And then, just when I think he can't get any harder, he slides his cock out and slams it back inside me, smashing my cervix as he does! And it just feels too good to stop! I keep bouncing up and down on that big cock, until finally I reach orgasm and eruption! And then, as I lay there shuddering and moaning, he slips his cock out of me and SHARES MY CUM WITH ME!
Wow! That was one incredible torrent of cock! I can't wait to see what else is in store for me in this series of incredible torrents!
Big Dick and Girl
by Phillip Marlowe
For as long as anyone can remember, there have been stories of men with big dicks and girls with big tits. And, for as long as anyone can remember, people have been fascinated by them. Even today, there are magazines and websites that cater exclusively to this kind of erotic material.
But, back in the '80s and '90s, magazines like ours were pretty daring. We talked about big dicks and big tits openly, and without shame. We didn't think anything of it. We were just trying to entertain our readers. Plus, there was a certain stigma attached to being a "gay magazine." We didn't care.
In fact, one of the things that made our material so popular was that it was unapologetically gay. We didn't care if people found us offensive. We just wanted to make people laugh and feel good about themselves.
And, let's be honest, big dick and big tits are pretty sexy. They both have their own unique appeal.
I remember the first time I saw a guy with a really big dick. I was a junior in high school, and I was hanging out with some of my friends. We were at this park, and we saw this guy walking by. He was really big, and his dick was just huge. I had never seen anything like it before.
It was just so beautiful.
And, of course, the girls with big tits are just as beautiful. They have this amazing power to hypnotize men with their curves. I remember the first time I saw a big tit girl walk by. She was wearing a tight dress, and her tits were just bouncing Everywhere. I couldn't take my eyes off of her.
I think everyone has a kind of fantasy about big tits. Even the guys who don't usually think about girls that way.
So, whether you're a guy with a small penis or a guy with a big penis, I think you should give big tits a try. You might be surprised at just how much you appreciate them.
Cock is too big for her. She's tried every imaginable variation and size, but nothing ever feels right. She's even had surgery, but it just doesn't satisfy. She's become used to the feeling of having something inside her that's too big, and she just can't go back to being satisfied with anything else.
Wife Big Cock
Every once in a while, a couple comes along that is simply perfect for each other. They complement each other perfectly and their chemistry is off the charts. They are the total package and their relationship is absolutely electrifying. These are the lucky ones, because they have found the perfect match – their wife is busty and huge and penis-y!
I’ve never seen anything quite like it. These couples go to bed together and the wife bombs all over her husband’s dick like she’s never done before. She takes it all in, from the top to the bottom. She’s screaming with pleasure and her husband is just sitting back and taking it.
This is what real fucking passion looks like. This is what heaven must feel like. These are the kinds of experiences that make life worth living. And if you’re lucky enough to find a wife like this, you’d better enjoy every moment of it!
With a cock that was always hard, her sex life was always ROCKIN'. She loved nothing more than making her partner cum with her big, throbbing cock. She loved to fuck hard and she loved to make her partner cum. She loved the way her hard cock felt in her partner's tight ass. She loved the way her partner's cock tasted in her mouth. She loved the way she could make her partner cum just by fucking him hard. Her big cock was always ready for action and she loved to fuck all kinds of partners.